马塔:尽管范加尔看上去凶,但他是一个细心且诚实的人

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马塔:尽管范加尔看上去凶,但他是一个细心且诚实的人

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三十一日午后,九球FIFA World Cup第一批周全开战。几天前将要举行次轮余下全数竞赛。在今早提早举办的两场16进8交锋中,奥地利共和国演艺逆袭好戏,保留连任希望,而荷兰王国队冲球犹如神助,将Jason-肖引导的苏格兰队挡在八强盛门之外。

Mata周记,周周生机勃勃期。有了Mata蜀黍,麻麻再也不用忧郁自身的希腊语了。

友大家大家好,款待来到本期的“国外也会有段子手”!昨夜的FIFA World Cup比赛场面,苏格兰究竟迈过了点球战无动于衷的坎,淘汰哥伦比亚共和国出兵八强,瑞典王国队也依据Fosberg的折射进球淘汰Switzerland。好了,话没多少说,让我们快来看看歪果仁们的地道揶揄吧!

  深夜第二场较量,争夺季军次数最多的菲律宾队进场对阵英格兰。这场竞赛,英格兰队根本不或者与实力强盛的菲律宾队齐驱并驾。菲律宾队也持续为现场观众带给各类炫丽表演。打嗨了的四人不断连摸,苏格兰队素有未曾上手提式有线电话机遇,就连静电也还没阻止三人接二连三清台的步伐。半场比赛,可怜的英格兰人唯意气风发能做的便是成为近期偏离的观众。算上海人民广播广播台告时间40秒钟不到,菲律宾队就以7-0血洗英格兰,英格兰队竟然给敌人送上了掌声。

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READY TO GET BACK IN ACTION

三狮不惧点球!苏格兰点球战争淘汰República de Colombia

Voidrive:在此以前看苏格兰罚点球总是慌得一堆,未来看凯恩踢点球,五个字:稳妥。(Penalty
was our nightmare but now it can’t be easier as we have Harry.卡塔尔国

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FootballFTW:后天Tottenham Hotspur Football Club球员踢点球的程度都相当高啊!(Spurs players looked
so good when taking those penalties.卡塔尔

Runnerred:可能是因为对面是Arsenal Football Club门将奥斯Pina吧…(Probably because
they were shooting against 奥斯Pina lol卡塔尔(英语:State of Qatar)

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:听他们讲那是苏格兰最稳的5个点球手?

eros_omorfi:苏格兰还不习于旧贯赢点球大战,最终以致都不亮堂该怎么庆祝了…(England
are used to not winning by penalties that they didn’t even know how to
celebrate when they won.卡塔尔国

Dr_Big_Stick:米纳进球的时候,笔者邻居气得直白把椅子扔楼下了。点球战漫不经心踢完,他连内裤都没穿就出来把椅子又捡回来了…(EscortIP
neighbours chair I just saw him throw out of the first floor when Minascores. EDIT:Update: He ran out in the garden, without underpants, and
brought his chair back inside.卡塔尔(英语:State of Qatar)

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Carterish:连英格兰都赢了点球大战,看来本届FIFA World Cup真的有一些特别…(England
winning on penalties. This World Cup really is something else.卡塔尔

Envague:现行对英格兰以来,赢得二回点球战役都比赢国际足球联合会世杯亚军都重要了…(At
this point England winning a penalty shootout is better than England
winning the entire World Cup.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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bears2267:哥伦比亚共和国那比赛踢得,就好像苏格兰在踢英格兰同大器晚成!(Colombia
pulled an England against England.卡塔尔国

purfatalfarting:有些许人说第一个点球都不比让索斯盖特上去踢…(Somebody
make it with Southgate as the third pena taker.卡塔尔国

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:作为现代足球发源地,英格兰用“it’s coming home”代指把大力神杯带回北爱尔兰

Yesungxiao:现行反革命巴萨成了本届国际足联世界杯球员进最多球的俱乐部,竟然要归功于米纳和强力鸟…(Barça
is the team with most goals in this wc by far, because of Mina and
Paulinho hahahaha.卡塔尔(英语:State of Qatar)

avropanos27:Mina本届国际足球联合会世杯进球已经超先生过德意志队总额了…(Yerry Mina has
more goals than 德文y.卡塔尔(英语:State of Qatar)

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mitmap1:Mina一位的FIFA World Cup淘汰赛进球就抢先了Messi和C 罗Nardo的总和,那才是实在的历史最好!(Has
more knockout goals than Messi and 罗Nardo combined. GOAT卡塔尔国

Presumingpete:历次镜头给到Trippier的时候,小编都以为到他的耳根前面应该别着生机勃勃支烟…(伊夫ry
time it cuts to trippier I get surprised he doesn’t have a cigarette
behind his ear.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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_rajivvv:J罗固然没出台,但上镜的频率丝毫不及进场的时候少…(詹姆士didn’t even play but he still probably got the same amount of screen
time as he would have if he did play.卡塔尔国

Dynamaxion:看观者席上的J罗,可比看观众席上的老将舒服多了…(He’s a
bit better looking from the stands than Maradona I must say.卡塔尔

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  赛前,新闻报道工作者立时搜罗了菲律宾队两位选手:

搞活策动,重装上战场

福斯贝里进球,Sverige1-0Switzerland

jz68:Switzerland队的计策,就是在传中的时候平昔把球踢到对方防范队员身上吗!(I’m
not sure about the Swiss strategy of kicking the ball directly into the
defender when attempting to cross.卡塔尔(قطر‎

Azeth:大家实在踢得挺烂的,只不过大家每回都让对手踢得更烂而已…(We’re
not good. We just always makes sure we’re not worse than our opponent.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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:这一场比赛Sverige防线的真实写照

Kreiswix:要是Sverige能夺得国际足球联合会世界杯季军就好了,那样大家就是唯后生可畏后生可畏支征服了他们的球队了…(scenes
in 德文y if Sweden becomes world champion and we were the only team to
beat them rubbin in.卡塔尔(英语:State of Qatar)

Silfurstar:本届世界杯太疯狂了,为了恢复生机我们的小心脏,大家决定献上我们的牢固剧本——在16强被淘汰!(In
light of this crazy tournament, we decided to give everyone’s heart a
bit of rest and go with our traditional Ro16 failure.卡塔尔(英语:State of Qatar)

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Eclipse338:快换上费Diller!(Bring Federer on!)

Chrisixx:上次Switzerland在淘汰赛获胜的时候,作者的太爷才12周岁,而近日她都回老家6年了,瑞士联邦还尚无再赢过淘汰赛…(The
last time Switzerland managed to win a fucking KO stage game, my
grandfather was 11, and he’s been dead for 6 years!)

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Poppa_Pomme:设若宜家也生产足球比赛,那差非常少正是前日这种风格吗!(If
IKEA made football matches, this is what it would look like.卡塔尔

116john:今天起得太早睡不着了,所以自身搜索枯肠看了这一场竞赛来催眠,果然没让笔者深负众望!(I
woke up early this morning for the match hoping to get a little more
sleep. Was not disappointed.卡塔尔

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kingquincy:明日的篮球馆很空,因为德意志联邦共和国球迷发掘球队并没按布署来到这里…(Stadium
all empty cause the 德文s were so sure they’d be there ¯

LordSpeechLeSs:百川归海,大家在Switzerland奶酪上钻了一个洞!(One could say we
put a hole in the Swiss cheese.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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09-11-2001:Shachiri那样子,就好像一张画像照被拉成了长方形雷同…(Shaqiri
looks like when a portrait photo auto resizes to a square icon.卡塔尔

IBandis:摄像VAWrangler评判是五个法国人,笔者今日慌得一堆…(I don’t feel
safe having two Italians in charge of VA奥德赛.卡塔尔(英语:State of Qatar)

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I_am_unsure_you_know:本身是永葆瑞士联邦队的,因为上次本身去逛宜家的时候居然在此中迷路了3个礼拜!(I’m
backing the Swiss due to the time I got lost in IKEA for 3 weeks.卡塔尔(قطر‎

JoeyZasaa:真替Switzerland队认为非常慢,以往他俩只可以再次回到生活品质高又风景精彩的家里去了!(I
feel bad for the Swiss. Now they have to go back to their high standard
of living and beautiful scenery.卡塔尔国

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vidrageon:盼望那座球馆是个禁止飞行区吧,这个射门大致都能手淫了…(Hopethe stadium is a no-fly zone or those shots are gonna bring down a
plane.卡塔尔国

lluckboxFIFA:那几个射门都快打到太空轨道里去了,尽管把不巧经过的国际空间站打下来都不意外…(Wouldn’t
be surprised if the International Space Station came crashing down on
top of the stadium during half time with all those shots going into
orbit.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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littlestbrother:马塔:尽管范加尔看上去凶,但他是一个细心且诚实的人。除非本身发觉瑞典王国队事实上是有意踢丢那二个传中,而只是凝神要进世界波吗!(Am
I the only on that realizes Sweden is missing these easy cross-in
attempts on purpose because they only want to score bangers?卡塔尔国

FFredde:大家真的不明了怎么开火,因为我们自从1800年始于就没打过仗了…(Of
course we don’t know how to shoot, we haven’t been in a war since the
early 1800’s…卡塔尔(英语:State of Qatar)

thehildabeast:今昔没了Ibrahimovic,看台上瑞典王国妹子的胸部前边好像也一块布也未曾了啊!(Without
Ibra even Swedish girls in the crowddo not wear bra.卡塔尔国

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Halbling:那竞赛,就象是是拼装意气风发套不带表达书的宜家家具同样…(this
game feels like building something from IKEA without manual.卡塔尔(英语:State of Qatar)

Hic_Forum_Est:怎么以为Stowe克城和Everton F.C.在那踢了场FIFA World Cup比赛…(This
is like the Stoke City vs Everton of the World Cup.卡塔尔(英语:State of Qatar)

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Mister_Baker:自己想精晓美国佬看见瑞典王国和瑞士联邦的时候,能还是不可能分清他俩不是同二个国家…(How
confusing is this match to Americans who consider Sweden and Switzerlandthe same country?卡塔尔国

CACRV:她们搞不清楚海外都以什么人,有个美利坚合营国很好的朋友还跟本身说最爱怜中夏族民共和国菜,非常是寿司…(They
do confuse foreign contries, once a amrican guy told me he liked Chinese
cuisine, especially sushi…卡塔尔(英语:State of Qatar)

skmownage345:嘿?难道寿司不是神州菜吗?(hum, is that not a Chinese
cuisine?卡塔尔国

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好了,亲爱的同伙们,本期的“海外也可能有段子手”就为大家播报到那了。优秀的国际足球联合会世界杯50%决赛将在上演,让大家拭目以俟,来看下一期歪果仁们更是卓越的戏弄啊!

Q:My friends Jeffrey and 卡洛,congratulations!A easy match,isn’t
it?(好相恋的人Geoffrey、Carlo,恭喜你们,相当的轻巧的竞技)

Hi everyone,

C:No no no,not so easy.(不不不,未有设想的那么简单)

友人们大家好,

J:A tough match but we were lucky and got more
chances.(非常不方便的一场竞技,可是大家倒是很幸运,获得了越来越多机遇)

We are coming into a week that represents the start of the final stretch
of the season. We have less than two months to finish the campaign in
the best possible shape, and we are looking forward to getting back in
action against Watford this upcoming Saturday at Old Trafford. It will
be our final game in March, and there are plenty of good matches to come
in April which I will talk about next week.

Q:We feel you are not playing a match,you are just dancing and dancing
with the cue ball around
you.(大家以为你们完全不是在打竞赛,更疑似在跳舞)

接下去的七日是本赛季收尾阶段的发端。要是以最美好的大成截止本赛季,间距今后也不到五个月了,而我们都梦想在这里星期日主场对战沃特福德足球俱乐部的竞技后重装上沙场。那将是6月份的尾声一场比赛,到了7月份会有一大堆比赛等着大家,前一周再说。

J:Hahaha,a good condition,a good crowed,we enjoy the
match.(哈哈,球台景况很好,客官也给力,我们当下很享受)

In terms of training sessions, this week has been a very positive one
for me. I have made the most of the chance to get in top shape after
making my return I the FA Cup not long ago. I am feeling good and I am
looking forward to doing whatever I can to help the team as much as
possible.

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